Ian Idiot was paddling a canoe down the Amazon river one day. After a few hours, he stopped just outside a heavily foliage-laden part of the jungle to rest up and figure out where he was. He eventually met an orangutan who lived in the jungle and asked him for directions to his destination. The orangutan pointed to the left, and Ian took his boat that way. Well, it turned out that was NOT the direction Ian needed to go, but instead it was the direction to a gigantic waterfall.
Moral of the story: Never ask orangutans for directions. Download and enjoy this ride so Ian can finally reach his destination. Or, at least, attempt to if he's still smart enough.
Excitement: 7.10
Intensity: 3.36
Nausea: 1.77
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