"Hello, all you snails out there!" blared the radio. "Slim the Slug here, bringing you the best news you've ever heard. Have you ever been getting sick of taking forever and a day to get from one place to another? Tired of being mocked for your slowness? Or are you just fed up with being...well, slow as a snail? Then come on over to Speedy Snail Karts, where you can remedy your speed issues by hopping into a go-kart and go blazing along the road at speeds you never imagined you'd be able to move at! Come get yours now, while supplies last!"
Hearing the advertisement, the nearby snails immediately began oozing over and eventually made it. And the rest is history.
Excitement: 5.63
Intensity: 2.62
Nausea: 0.48
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