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Edwin is probably the best peep on the planet!
Life Story:
When Edwin was a little boy, he was abanodoned by his parents because he was 3, becuase, aPARENTly the parents didn't like the number three. Neither do I. Anyway, he was raised by European Immigrants In a cottage right by CVS. One day, Edwin had a cold. The next day, he sneezed 50 times. The next day, he slept........
10 years later...
Edwin eventually went to a supermarket on September 27, 1987, and bought a can of coke, for the first time.
5 minutes later...

Edwin found the cashier

2 and a half minutes later...

Edwin paided for the coke

0.67 Seconds Later

Edwin took a breath, not too big, not too small.

8 hours later...
Edwin was half-way done with the coke.

2 minutes later after realizing he was only half way done and wasting time...
Edwin reached for the phone and called his friend.

5 hours later after realizing he forgot to dial a number...
Edwin dialed in a number.

4 hours later after realizing he had to dial 8 more numbers to actually get a reception
Edwin put in more numbers.

3 minutes after that...
Edwin took another breath...

And that is the life story of EDWIN
EDWIN THE MAGNIFACENT!!!
EDWIN THE BRAVE
EDWIN THE PEEP

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