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"I hate the pacific northwest. There are so many coniferous trees there and not enough roller coasters."
"Not enough mountain-based roller coasters go underground or have red and blue lift hills."
These were the ideas that put the idea in motion for amateur roller coaster architect Terry W. Inferno, esq., to build a tunneling flying turns bobsled coaster in the middle of the coniferous forests of the pacific northwest.

"But Mr. Inferno.... your designs never win! How do you expect anybody to go out of their way to vote for, let alone ride something so seemingly mild and gentle?"

"Well, let's just say, although I am an amateur and I don't have what it takes to compete with other roller coaster engineers, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. The key is leading people to believe that they'll fall out of their cars while on the ride. Spoiler alert: nobody will fall out*, but don't tell the guests that, because the fear is all part of the experience."

So if you or your family are planning on taking a vacation this holiday but can't decide where to go, visit the pacific northwestern region of the United States! This roller coaster has to be there somewhere. We don't know where.

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*These guarantees do not apply to funnel cakes or small furry animals that find their way into the ride's cars.

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